How to turn back into a human when a witch turned you into a cat

Hi my name is Eva but a weird human has named me snowflake. Its probably because i have dandruff. I was friends with a witch she seemed nice. She would stalk me in my window when i was asleep, she always tried to put milk it my tea and she laughed when i was in hospital because i fell of a cliff and broke my collar bone and three others. So obviously we where best friends and she seemed very nice. One day i let her make my tea even though i am very fussy and then i magical turned into a cat when i was listing to Rett and Links podcast any way then these weirdos picked me up so i obviously killed all of them with my amazing skillz then i possessed one of them and now i am a 5 year old male.

me as a cat

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